treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
I LOVE HOW CAS SAYS SOMETHING THAT’S “SO CAS” AND DEAN SAYS SOMETHING THAT’S “SO DEAN”, AND THE TWO JUST SHARE THIS MOMENT WHERE THEY REALIZE HOW MUCH THEY LOVE AND MISS EACH OTHER
AND SAM JUST JUDGES THEM “SO GET THIS: YOU TWO HOMOSEXUALS ARE DEFINITELY DICKING EACH OTHER”
ALSO, I WOULD JUST LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT BEN EDLUND ONCE DESCRIBED DEAN & CAS’ RELATIONSHIP AS A "LONG-DISTANCE MARRIAGE"
HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH
Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”
Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.
Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.
2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS
if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently
Zeus would’ve taken a helluva lot more than the wheel.
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god